I'm really sorry I haven't posted this earlier...Just...so...busy! Ah, well. Here you are:
The Winner
"As the airliner plunged with terrible silence toward an Iowa cornfield, Alex noticed that the little girl next to him, the one who had shown him her collection of springs, was smiling brightly and reaching for his hand."
Submitted by: Jeni Powell
Runners up, in no particular order
"I'm told it's not my fault, but I know the truth: my wife would still be alive today if I'd only ordered the pancakes."
Submitted by:David Talon
"Is that chocolate on your face?"
Submitted by: Norm Jenson
Congrats to you all. Prizes are on the way!
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