really, really deep: "Most poets were really unattractive, with the one exception being Tennyson, who has wonderful bone structure"

:-)

got my vote

Helen Trayler, its managing director, said: “The poor old thing didn’t have anything going for her in the way of looks. Her original portrait is very, very dowdy. It wouldn’t be appealing to readers, so I took it upon myself to commission a new picture of her."

Here is where I gag. Oie!