Sex Advice From Booksellers
Submitted by kingrat on Fri, 2007-10-05 09:13.As a former and future bookseller... "Q: An ex-girlfriend gave me two very different answers on different occasions when I asked her how many people she had slept with before me. Should I press her on this, or is it her business? A: There are other things to discuss. Instead, ask, 'How many books have you read?' Let that be your marker of inadequacy instead." (paraphrased to fit)
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lol..
and this classic :))
"My girlfriend and I only have sex once or twice a week. She thinks that's enough, but I want more. Should I be grateful for what I get, or should I be getting more?
Once or twice a week — you should be getting more. If you're getting it three or four times, ask for five or six. If you're getting five or six, try for seven or eight. Or ask for nine or ten. "C'mon, baby, please." You always gotta push for more. "
Funny! Good find!
Now I wish they asked them what they liked the most, having sex or reading a good book. I bet it's a close call to many bibliophiles out there! :)