There are so many books in the self-help section on the subject of how to attract and keep a mate, but some of the soundest advice comes from a dead poet. From literacy to nose hair to copping a feel, Ovid’s advice stands the test of time.
I suppose we could have used the title 'not safe for anyone' many times already, but I thought it would be especially pertinent here because in this show Richard and Hans illustrate the many situations in which the C-word is perfectly appropriate.
