All hail the original vampire masterpiece. Glory and honor to the master of the bloodsucking novel. Stoker really knew how to suck the reader in (groan), how to build suspense, how to terrify, how to write.
I suppose we could have used the title 'not safe for anyone' many times already, but I thought it would be especially pertinent here because in this show Richard and Hans illustrate the many situations in which the C-word is perfectly appropriate.
