"Only lovers of literature should consider buying a historic rectory in Dorset on the market for £700,000 as the deeds include a clause that a thriving book club must be allowed to continue to meet there."
I suppose we could have used the title 'not safe for anyone' many times already, but I thought it would be especially pertinent here because in this show Richard and Hans illustrate the many situations in which the C-word is perfectly appropriate.
