After Stranger book editor Paul Constant's article on his experiences with shoplifters in indie bookstores, he gets a response from .... a shoplifter! It's too funny. "You demonized book thieves and talked about their “underground economy”."
I suppose we could have used the title 'not safe for anyone' many times already, but I thought it would be especially pertinent here because in this show Richard and Hans illustrate the many situations in which the C-word is perfectly appropriate.