You scored 26 out of a possible 32
You’re disturbingly spot-on, and so cultured that you’re alienating your friends, frankly. You need to think about something other than books next year. Time to take up salsa dancing and start watching Big Brother.

Ok, a couple were good guesses, like the supermarket one, but hangin' out on Wordsy does keep you in the book know. I'm certain someone here can do better.

There is no thief like a bad book
--Italian Proverb